Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
Husband: “Who is Valerie??”
Wife: “Nobody! I just wanted to make sure you actually read my text. I knew if I mentioned something shocking, you’d reply quickly.”
Husband: “But… I’m actually with Valerie right now… I thought you saw me?”
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