At this very moment, I am going to inform you that this story is going to be told at each and every party for the next ten years. Quite maybe, she was correct. Upon reflection, I came to the realization that I had taken away a significant concept of dating:
If the man insists on paying the bill, you should be sure that he does not intend to send you an invoice for it at a later time.
What about the keychain that is silver? I did not throw it out. With the intention of not serving as a reminder of Lucas, but rather as a hilarious little memento from the most bizarre and absurd occasion of my whole life.