They were from Jason!
On the mop, he wrote: “MOM, you’re home all day. Why not give it a try?”
On the fridge: “Mom, unless you stocked this fridge yourself, don’t comment on what’s inside and who should cook.”
On the laundry machine: “I am here to be used by the woman who doesn’t pay half the mortgage.”
The coffee pot had one, too: “She brewed your coffee. Maybe say thank you, Mom?”
And even on his shirt: “Relax, Mom. I’ve been dressing myself since I was five.”